Items on my Desk

1 Spindle of Memorex "Cool Colors" CD-Rs, top two are scribbled in magic marker
1 Crayon, Grey, nearly unused
1 Button, clothing parent unknown
1 Bic pen, Blue
1 Marker, Green
2 Tinkertoy "wings", green, toothmarked
1 Box Crest Glide Floss, unused
1 #2 Pencil, 2" long, nubbed
9 Empty water bottles of varying brands and sizes
1 Foam curler, pink
1 Brochure from the Neue Gallery in New York featuring Alfred Kubin
1 Coffee Mug with "I Heart My Cat's Head" printed on the outside, swirls of coffee resin at the bottom of the cup
1 Pair of glasses, broken
1 Pair of glasses, whole
1 Thermometer, nondigital
1 "Happy Fucking Birthday" Card
7 DVDs:

Shut up and Sing
Strictly Ballroom
Grace of My Heart
It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
Adaptation.
Silence of the Lambs
The Graduate

1 Velvet Covered Alfred Hitchcock DVD set
1 Inhalor, Empty
2 "Wheat Cent" pennies - one from 1927, the other from 1957
1 glass that used to contain apple juice
1 Orange on orange drawing of Spiderman, Batman, Superman, The Hulk and Wolverine done drawn by R.
1 stack containing the following:

A piece of string, 4 napkins (written on), 1 credit card, 5 bottle tops (not corresponding to the 9 empty water bottles), Business card for a magician, 4 empty pill bottles - lables have been stripped, 2 pill bottles -full, 1 package Frangelico flavored coffee, 11 CDs, 3 pairs of headphones, 1 voting receipt, 1 overstuffed manilla folder, 1 Dr. Fart noise making key chain.


This is what I look like today.