Monday, December 8, 2008

Items on my Desk

1 Spindle of Memorex "Cool Colors" CD-Rs, top two are scribbled in magic marker
1 Crayon, Grey, nearly unused
1 Button, clothing parent unknown
1 Bic pen, Blue
1 Marker, Green
2 Tinkertoy "wings", green, toothmarked
1 Box Crest Glide Floss, unused
1 #2 Pencil, 2" long, nubbed
9 Empty water bottles of varying brands and sizes
1 Foam curler, pink
1 Brochure from the Neue Gallery in New York featuring Alfred Kubin
1 Coffee Mug with "I Heart My Cat's Head" printed on the outside, swirls of coffee resin at the bottom of the cup
1 Pair of glasses, broken
1 Pair of glasses, whole
1 Thermometer, nondigital
1 "Happy Fucking Birthday" Card
7 DVDs:
Shut up and Sing
Strictly Ballroom
Grace of My Heart
It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
Adaptation.
Silence of the Lambs
The Graduate
1 Velvet Covered Alfred Hitchcock DVD set
1 Inhalor, Empty
2 "Wheat Cent" pennies - one from 1927, the other from 1957
1 glass that used to contain apple juice
1 Orange on orange drawing of Spiderman, Batman, Superman, The Hulk and Wolverine done drawn by R.
1 stack containing the following:

A piece of string, 4 napkins (written on), 1 credit card, 5 bottle tops (not corresponding to the 9 empty water bottles), Business card for a magician, 4 empty pill bottles - lables have been stripped, 2 pill bottles -full, 1 package Frangelico flavored coffee, 11 CDs, 3 pairs of headphones, 1 voting receipt, 1 overstuffed manilla folder, 1 Dr. Fart noise making key chain.


This is what I look like today.


3 comments:

Paul Rekk said...

The only conclusion that I can come to is that you leave it be and pop in Vertigo. Or at least The Man Who Knew Too Much.

Lindsay Price said...

This. Is. Awesome.

You know you're a writer when you can make the crap on your desk sound poetic....

Dianna said...

no,no,no....Rear Window - it is the definitive Hitchcock

 
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