A Partial List

Colors Worn (in order of frequency)

1.   Blue

2.  Black

3.  Grey

4.  Green

5.  Red

6.  Purple

7.  Yellow

8.  Pink

9.  Lime Green

10.  Hot pink

Celebrity Dream Appearances (In order of frequency)

1.  Tom Cruise

2.  Ron Howard

3.  Robert Sean Leonard

4.  Sandy Duncan

Items Stolen (Either Accidentally or On Purpose)

1.  My Little Pony Pendant

2.  183 Pens

3.  3 Shirts

4.  1 lb. Raw Hamburger

Features Noticed on Others (In descending order)

1.   Eyes

2.  Hands

3.  Hair

4.  Mouth

Philosophical Discussions Had and (mercifully) Abandoned

1.  Is Hitler in Hell?

2.  Should a dying culture assimilate to preserve what is left or die pure to its heritage?

3.  Why is Art necessary?

4.  What is Deja Vu?

Items Consumed (Voluntary)

1.  42 Generic Dog Kibbles

2.  4 oz. Chewing Gum (12% Freshen Up)

3.  3 unprescribed Ritalin tablets

4.  3 oz. Pig Brains

5.  .045 oz. Earwax

6.  3 gallons Prego pasta sauce

7.  47 Salisbury Steaks

8.  3 Cups Sand (wet)

Items Consumed (Involuntary)

1.  Approx. 3 Tbsps. Rubbing Alcohol

2. 1 Nickel

3.  Approx. 6lbs Chewing Gum (32% Big League Chew)

4.  4 Grasshoppers

5.  Hair