You can't hear me shrieking right now

But I am...



WHAT. ON. EARTH. SERIOUSLY.

Nightmare images. This is what things like this are. IT DOESN'T MAKE ME WANT TO USE H.R. BLOCK. It does, however, make me want to vanquish these cyclopes and cast them in to the deep pit of Tartarus.

AND...

May I add that if the Earth was populated by dopey one-eyed Gen-Xers, eyeglasses would NOT look like that. Where's the nose rest? Right now the guy's schnoz is squished beneath the frame. Major design flaw.



God. WHY DO THEIR EYES HAVE TO BE SO BIG?


(Shudder) Gee.