But only the One for whom the status update was intended will know what the hell it's about.
"Brian Stemple is drowning."
"Lisa Martin could have done without that."
"Mike Fern is listening to The Cure again. and again."
"Zach Jones thinks you look hot in that shirt. Why are you wearing it to work and not around our apartment? Is it because of that guy in the cubicle across from you that you keep talking about?"
"Nora Turk hurts today."
"Carol Larabbee is too hot to handle, to cold to hold."
"Sara Jordan is watching TV by herself tonight!"
"Kara Burke could stand to be pleasantly surprised, you know."
"Steve Gordon is watching."
"Jim Leavett is a Smooth Criminal. RIP KOP. (Just got back from Camping.)"
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Hello, dissertation topic! And mad props for the Bobby Brown shout-out, which has become my "The Waste Land," if you can dig the reference.
Joe G likes this.
i swear i only get comments if I state that I like something stupid. Jan likes Kenny Loggins got 10 comments in 5 minutes.
Jan is on FB and like Kenny Loggins?!!
I'm friending her immediately.
sczate |skzz•ate|
n. an excuse an extremely drunk person will make when they are late and still schnockered.
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