Sunday, April 11, 2010

FVç< YOU, JERKS. (An Ode to Joy)

I loved that video.
Then you emailed me an article,
exposing the artistry as a sham.
FVç< YOU, JERKS.

I was having a crappy day at work.
The line was slow.
You shouted at me and said-
not once but twice, so all could hear-
"Are you on drugs or just stupid?"
FVç< YOU, JERKS.

I choose my flavor of ice cream.
You choose yours.
You tell me how mine looks like boogers
and tastes like Idiot.
FVç< YOU, JERKS.

The movie was terrible.
I knew it.
I had fun anyway.
You snorted and
belched theorems,
declaring my fun was
totally Dark Ages.
You are the meanest Galileo.
FVç< YOU, JERKS.

My fantasy robots are still colossal!
My ice cream is smart!
I did not make the line slow!
My joy is not hurting you!

FVç< YOU, JERKS.
FVç< YOU, JERKS.
FVç< YOU, JERKS.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jen! I love this so much! ...especially the last line...'My joy is not hurting you!' Thanks!

MJ

rebar said...

I can't help it.

I was born to be a destroyer of both worlds and dreams.

xoxo

rebar

Tillie said...

This is amazing! Great piece!

 
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