tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-332838236285452118.post4275495939902732307..comments2023-08-18T05:23:52.001-05:00Comments on Just Enough Shame To Wear Clothes: Personal Announcements...-j-j-http://www.blogger.com/profile/01092234284905940086noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-332838236285452118.post-80686518067726380772008-09-29T18:35:00.000-05:002008-09-29T18:35:00.000-05:00I think your Russian translation event announcemen...I think your Russian translation event announcement sounds like e.e. cummings poetry. <BR/><BR/>I know I am a little behind on the comments.Tinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09252905456396101012noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-332838236285452118.post-40169043067602288032008-09-17T20:09:00.000-05:002008-09-17T20:09:00.000-05:00SCREW YOU, JJ!!SCREW YOU, JJ!!Jan Smelkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17886564187057075888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-332838236285452118.post-5739820775091805232008-09-17T14:15:00.000-05:002008-09-17T14:15:00.000-05:00Oh, Jan...it's your nails, you silly goose.Oh, Jan...it's your nails, you silly goose.-j-j-https://www.blogger.com/profile/01092234284905940086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-332838236285452118.post-47629806578411841902008-09-17T13:53:00.000-05:002008-09-17T13:53:00.000-05:00AND THE FORMATTING DIDN'T WORK!AND THE FORMATTING DIDN'T WORK!Jan Smelkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17886564187057075888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-332838236285452118.post-13066456255744185622008-09-17T13:52:00.000-05:002008-09-17T13:52:00.000-05:001.) Huh?2.) I despise the Pussycat Dolls for sever...1.) Huh?<BR/><BR/>2.) I despise the Pussycat Dolls for several reasons:<BR/> a. I did their make-up once and <BR/> that Robin Antin/ director <BR/> bitch told someone to tell <BR/> me to do something when I<BR/> was standing within <BR/> arms-length.<BR/><BR/> b. They kicked out all the <BR/> original members. <BR/> c. They shot a video at Andrew's<BR/> studio and gave him a <BR/> personalized autographed <BR/> photo, which is currently the<BR/> only thing hanging in his<BR/> office. EW.<BR/> d. Formatting this was hard.Jan Smelkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17886564187057075888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-332838236285452118.post-25017663118215045502008-09-17T13:48:00.000-05:002008-09-17T13:48:00.000-05:00Hi everybody!Sorry for the mass email, but some of...Hi everybody!<BR/><BR/>Sorry for the mass email, but some of you have been asking what I'm doing lately, and this is the easiest way to get the word out.<BR/><BR/>There are two things going on this week that I am a proud part of:<BR/><BR/>The Neutrino Project (I perform in this one)<BR/>(The Instant Movie)<BR/><BR/>Opens tonight!<BR/>at ComedySportz, 929 W. Belmont<BR/>Runs Wednesday nights at 8pm<BR/>September 17 - November 19<BR/>Tickets are $10<BR/><BR/>Here is a teaser video, if you'd like to see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_lGSfYLOZY<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>ALSO<BR/><BR/>KERPATTY! (I direct this one)<BR/>Closes this Friday night!<BR/><BR/>At the Playground, 3209 N. Halsted<BR/>This Friday at 10pm (They sold out last weekend, so get there early.)<BR/>Tickets are $10<BR/><BR/>TimeOut Chicago Says: <BR/><BR/>"Remember that ’90s commercial where the kid runs down the list of beverages in his refrigerator: “We’ve got some OJ, purple stuff, Sunny Delight”? Kerpatty sure recalls that spot, as well as countless other souvenirs from our collective pop-culture past; its Grafitti takeover explores those treasures in the silliest ways possible. Rock ’Em Sock ’Em robots boogie, then fight; Spice Girls songs get a cappella treatment; a man desperately seeks some “purple stuff.” While the Gen-X and -Yers get giddy with nostalgia, the rest can marvel at Pat Dwyer’s unflappable physical comedy. His squirrel impression is the real deal, minus the rabies."<BR/><BR/>Hope you can make it!-j-j-https://www.blogger.com/profile/01092234284905940086noreply@blogger.com