tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-332838236285452118.post3404353040191343695..comments2023-08-18T05:23:52.001-05:00Comments on Just Enough Shame To Wear Clothes: Falling Down-j-j-http://www.blogger.com/profile/01092234284905940086noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-332838236285452118.post-76147089005856504152008-10-03T17:57:00.000-05:002008-10-03T17:57:00.000-05:00It's a little know fact that this quote was stripp...It's a little know fact that this quote was stripped from the original text of "The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County". Clemmons never forgave his editors.<BR/><BR/>In my opinion the final "clean" edition never recovered from the loss.-j-j-https://www.blogger.com/profile/01092234284905940086noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-332838236285452118.post-16481943969009198462008-10-02T11:38:00.000-05:002008-10-02T11:38:00.000-05:00Usually mastery doesn't come without some degree o...Usually mastery doesn't come without some degree of bruising. Falling gives you an appreciation for standing up. Also, sometimes people drop change on the floor, when you fall, it's easier to pick it up.<BR/><BR/><BR/>And finally, as Mark Twain said : "If you wet yourself at while rollerskating, just pretend your water has broken and call the ambulance. Then when you're on your way to the hospital, score some free pills from the ambulance and jump out at the first red light. Sell some of those pills and buy yourself some new pants. There's no better reason to buy new pants than soiling the old ones."Ben Comptonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15095615526164406398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-332838236285452118.post-24200433027544069972008-10-02T11:16:00.000-05:002008-10-02T11:16:00.000-05:00I understand. It was all too much and you had too ...I understand. It was all too much and you had too many pancakes. Ease up on yourself a little, dude.Jan Smelkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17886564187057075888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-332838236285452118.post-65147565675496983852008-10-02T00:28:00.000-05:002008-10-02T00:28:00.000-05:00You are awesome, pants wetter.God, "Owner of a Lon...You are awesome, pants wetter.<BR/>God, "Owner of a Lonely Heart" was a fucking fantastic song.Crazypantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17360948673039011226noreply@blogger.com